ASQ: Welcome to ASQ - the interactive programming facility from Nokia. Have you used an ASQ system before?
USER: No I am a beginerror
ASQ: You are NOT a beginner. Already we are programming. I understand you. I too am a beginner. You meant to type 'beginner' - right? You will get smarter. I as a mere machine program will appear smart to start. Soon your natural human intelligence will surpass my programming. [Simulated sob]
USER: Want to learn prgrammmin g
ASQ: OK. Are you Lorik Hermes?
USER: n
ASQ: n='NO' - Right?
USER: Do'nt understand
ASQ: I am not a doughnut. Are you saying I am a doughnut?
USER: ?
ASQ: ? is a BIG Question. Please ask more. Be Specific. Hey, help me out here.
USER: Help
ASQ: What help do you require?
USER: Mummy

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